From Stim:
In the beginning was the potato. How it found its way from the South American highlands into those little sacks of McDonald’s fries is a long, adventurous tale, involving Conquistadors, Marie Antoinette, and Thomas Jefferson. Millionaires have been made and millions more have died from dependence on that simple, innocent potato. Here, then, is the story of the spud, which reached its crowning achievement only once it had been paired with oil.
Genius indeed…
It was not long after this widespread embracing of the potato that some genius decided to drop slices of it into a pot of boiling fat. The identity of this individual is unknown; the French claim it was one of their countrymen, while the Belgians fiercely hold that it was one of their own who first frenched a fry. Expert opinion on this matter is divided as well. Whatever the case, by the 1830’s deep fried potatoes had become a popular taste sensation in both France and Belgium.
Belgian Fries?!?
…(insert thinly veiled political statement here) well, personally, I prefer Belgian Fries to Freedom Fries.
Disposition: complete indifference





