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Disposition: complete indifference
Puke Threat Level: elevated
Last Eruption: Feb 8
Eruption Site: kitchen floor
Casualties: noneTour de Fries
Distance Travelled: 253.64 km
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I’ve had a rocky relationship with that cat, and now…with this new evidence coming to light…I think I hate him. Or, there’s the slight chance I’m just jealous.
He certainly epitomizes the love/hate dichotomy…at least from my perspective…that is to say, I don’t think you could characterize your feelings as ever having fallen on the ‘love’ side of things….perhaps a strong dislike/hate relationship on your part?
A graphical interpretation of why I want to be reincarnated as a cat.
G.
Definitely something to be said for lounging in the sun all day and being able to lick one’s own crotch.
coopy coop
I think I was on the “love” side for about 5 minutes when I cat-sat him the first time…then he attacked my arm and planted his fangs into me…I think once blood was drawn my opinion of him might have soured.
we all have cooper scars
ah yes I remember the belly scratch
funny, I remember Coop was all lovely with Me the couple of minutes I did spend in his sweet presence…It is an amazing feat to have his whole head under your chin though with his affections..it must be the male dominance thing, this scratchyness. His assertion as the prime male in the household mayhap?!
Despite the comments contained herein, I assure you I did not drive down the road and contaminate the cat food…I like to resolve my Cooper issues one-on-one….and then take myself into the emergency room….
Your lawyers advised you to say that didn’t they?!
I refuse to comment on comment #10 under oath in a court of law or any other tribunal (such as a Congressional committee) on the grounds that the answers that would be given could be used as evidence against me to convict me of a criminal offense. That sentence cost me $743.08 to obtain.
Methinks the Lord is partaking in the good life too…he’s been neglecting his fiefdom for quite some time…perhaps a revolt of the commoners is in order? Perhaps talk like this can get me beheaded or locked in the tower…with no fries.
Nice blog!
Check Elba…perhaps the Lord has been exiled…
Brilliant! If no one has told you yet – you are a blog genius.
Believe me, no one has.
I miss the lord
You miss who? What is this site anyway, I’ve forgotten…