Archive for the ‘animals’ Category
Living the good life
Posted in Royal Puke Machine, animals, nothing to do with fries on March 21, 2007 | 18 Comments »
The Universal Principles of Cat Pukery
Posted in animals, education, nature, nothing to do with fries, rants on February 16, 2007 | 4 Comments »
1. Cats instinctively (spitefully) seek out a puke zone with the following characteristics:
a) the puke zone must contain multiple objects
b) objects within the puke zone must be oddly shaped with multiple surfaces, holes, nooks and or crannies (e.g. [...]
French Fry-pocalypse
Posted in animals, nature on December 9, 2006 | 2 Comments »
I see this picture and I think…ominous. If this wasn’t such a common occurrence I’d suggest this might be one of the seven signs of the apocalypse. If seagulls stole your fries wouldn’t you think it was the end of the world? Could these be the seven seagulls of the apocalypse? [...]
Drive Thru Turkey
Posted in animals, nature on November 26, 2006 | 1 Comment »
Gobble gobble?
Happiest turkey ever?
Fattening up next years turkey dinner?
Thanks to the Squire of the fries
Disposition: complete indifference





