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Needs More Dude

Posted in cool shit, funny shit, movies, nothing to do with fries on March 19, 2007 | 8 Comments »

‘Dude, you’re being very un-Dude’

Fried Purple Potato Eaters?

Posted in Science & Technology, What the F#@k?!, funny shit on February 27, 2007 | 8 Comments »

I’m creating a brand new category for this post and I’m calling it:
‘What the F#@k?!’
Apparently when the Chinese aren’t too busy sending missiles into space to destroy satellites/create space debris they do like to mutate the occasional vegetable seed with cosmic radiation. One of these seed mutating missions brought back a potato seed from [...]

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Revving the Search Engine

Posted in education, funny shit on February 21, 2007 | 13 Comments »

Looking through my blog stats recently I saw that a search engine term that led people to this blog was ‘poutine prostitute’. Interesting combination. My first thoughts were something about gravy and second degree burns, then french fry pimp, and then finally, what on my site could possibly be linked to this [...]

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Global Warmings

Posted in Environment, celebrities, education, funny shit, nothing to do with fries on February 3, 2007 | Leave a Comment »

Good stuff.
Will Ferrell doing George Dubyah on global warming.

‘Adam and Eve drove an Excursion’…ha ha ha

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Unusual Articles

Posted in cool shit, education, fun facts, funny shit, nothing to do with fries on February 1, 2007 | 3 Comments »

Time well wasted.
Wikipedia’s list of unusual articles.

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Mr. Bud Light Real Men of Genius Commercial Inventor Guy, I solute you.

Posted in advertising, funny shit, nothing to do with fries on January 29, 2007 | 5 Comments »

Funny stuff, used to listen to these at work with my salubrious friend AndyP. I had forgotten all about them but just stumbled across them again.
Lets reminisce:
Mr. Footlong Hot Dog Inventor

Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer

Mr. Nudest Colony Activity Coordinator

want more?….head over to [...]

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And behold….the SuperDonut!

Posted in TV, The Simpsons, funny shit, nothing to do with fries on January 22, 2007 | 2 Comments »

A brief tribute to Homer Simpson and the Donut.
‘Many of you mocked my interest in the pastry sciences’

Planet of the Donuts

What’s a Donut?!

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Tuesday Morning Kung Fu

Posted in funny shit, kung fu, movies on December 19, 2006 | Leave a Comment »

9 Deaths of the Ninja (1985) Trailer
…the motion picture that is 9 times more exciting, more explosive, and more destructive than any ninja adventure before…

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If it ain’t broken…

Posted in funny shit, history, morons, news, products, rants on December 15, 2006 | 2 Comments »

Heinz and the rediculous “Funky Fries” fiasco.
This is a classic example of a company trying to improve upon something that is more than good enough as it is.
Back in 2002 Heinz decides to shake things up by introducing a new line of french fries.
Fools.
From CNN Money:
Beginning in May, H.J. Heinz Co. will ship a new [...]

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