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Unattended french fries blamed for apartment blaze

Sigh, another blatant and shameful attempt by the media to sully the good reputation of French Fries. I think there is definitely a logic fallacy in that headline, the fries were just innocent bystanders. I’m sure it was the unattended burning hot oil that was really to blame for the blaze.

Lets never forget, french fries don’t kill people, people kill people.


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So you say you lie awake at night worried that a loss of your senses may prevent you from your god given right to obtain Fries?….no problem:


Thanks to Michael

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